I Will Collect Them All For You in Butterfly Jars

BROOKLYN. My neighborhood? It use to have the Mafia. Now it just has hipsters. But I love them, it's ok. I adore the ocean. I want to discover its secrets. I also have a thing for Sherlock, Merlin, Community, Percy Jackson, the Northern Lights, writing, The Cather in the Rye, and other generally nice things. I'm a nerdfighter which is fun. I enjoy it. Also gay porn. I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist. lover(s) of all things lovely

NO I AM SO SORRY

GUYS

GWIZE

I’m soooorrrry

Dear Followers 

I am so sorry for tonight

I’ve actually gone insane

I am so sorry

just Jake…

And my friends are being awesome

and the fact that you havent all unfollowed me just sihudkjlfhgkdklsc 

Thank you

The Nestene Duplicate: Hello notcanon!  

notcanon:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

I like new followers! Particularly those who find me obscurely! So hi! I’m going to be really scary at first because I’m really all over the place but you get use to it!

Maybe

Sometimes?

fghsdfgsdfla I feel so cool I got greeted by someone I…

WHAT GAY SEX GIMME

Also I am sorry I am stealing your friends! I’M SORRY I JUST LIKE PEOPLE OKAY

I DO WHAT I

WANT

Hello notcanon!  

notcanon:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

I like new followers! Particularly those who find me obscurely! So hi! I’m going to be really scary at first because I’m really all over the place but you get use to it!

Maybe

Sometimes?

fghsdfgsdfla I feel so cool I got greeted by someone I followed today :D hello whynotdoitwithstyle, don’t worry because even though you’re all over the place I’ll be following you cause that’s what that tumblr button does (omg I did a pun I’m so clever)

I had a feeling it was through my Sty friends :D I am a person who come on fridays and pretends to be part of your school! And I know who you are and stuff I just thought your name was like… Luke or Jack. 

WHAT IT’S JAKE AND OH MY GOD

HI! I know things like lab partners and things? 

OH GOD MIRANDA I AM SCARING HIM SO MUCH HELP

I love the british but sometimes it actually sounds like they are just blurbing in fangirl and I have no idea what the fuck they are saying

I am looking at you Billy Elliot soundtrack

From Here on in I Shoot Without a Script: whynotdoitwithsomestyle: The Nestene Duplicate: I’m just sitting here... 

thenesteneduplicate:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

apparatingintowarblerland:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

apparatingintowarblerland:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

The Nestene Duplicate: I’m just sitting here casually creeping on my friends having…

mellark-is-our-king:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

thenesteneduplicate:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

mellark-is-our-king:

whynotdoitwithsomestyle:

oh my god nadia yes

k cool i’ll bring lollipops and gumdrops and all that good stuff

I’LL BRING THE PORN!

YESSSSSS GAY PORN FOR ALL!

it’s all I’m good for so

Really? I leave for 10 minutes and you take out the gay porn?

*Pouts* I DO WHAT I WANT

Actually I know why I don’t have a boyfriend. It’s because I would never let him not be dressed up as Marty McFly or Scott Pilgrim 

Summary of our friendships 

Summary of our friendships